Cats for Breakfast

Under the Umbrella

You can't go wrong with breakfast by the pool. The morning is lovely and cool. The sky is blue. I look up into the palm trees and see heavy soon-to-fall-unconscious-rendering coconuts overhead. The courtyard is a jungle and an ocelot patterned kitten stalks the gardens. Corinne is ecstatic. She now has an animal to feed during breakfast.  I eat my "Breakfast Americano" as Corinne photographs the coconuts. Soon after we leave, pruners are brought in to remove the coconuts. Management has sensed an impending lawsuit. Everyone survives and the coconuts are served up as drinks in the bar. 

Law of the Jungle